APPROVED HONEJAWNS
The criteria is based on a system: jawness, hair, personality, potential, talent.
Among the 7 billion humans on earth, these have proved themselves worthy.
- Asher Roth
- James Franco
- Garret Hedlund
- Scott Mescudi
- Jamie Bell
- Robert Pattinson
- Aaron Johnson
- Brain Bangley
- Boyder
- Dylan Owen
- Alex Pettyfer
- David von Mering
- Carter Shultz
- Lukey The Bird
- Andy Samberg
- Danny Masterson
- Charlie McDermott
- Gambit
SUMMER EVENTS
Tattoo Expo May 25-27 for $20
Free Press Summer Fest Jun 2-3 for $60 or get hooked up
Veg Fest Jun 7 for FREE ma niggas
The Fresh AER Movement & OCD: Moosh & Twist Concert Jul 7 for $16
STUFF TO DO IN THE SUMMER, YO!
- Nature: parks, beaches, lakes
- Theme parks: Six Flags Fiesta Texas, (Astroworld, may you rest in peaces)
- Water Parks: Schlitterbahn, SeaWorld, Kemah Boardwalk
- Facilities: cinema, gym, swimming pool
- Local: your backyard, front yard, the side walk, drive way, a friend’s house
- Personal: your room, your bed, someone else’s bed
- Metaphysical: inside the realm of your mind, yo
- Recreational: gardens/ salad bars, cafes, coffee shops, restaurants
- Human Resources: the net, grocery store, book store, the cereal aisle
ANYWHERE BUT THE MALL BASICALLY, HAHAyo.